Yes, I have a few boxes left of the epic 101 Uses For A John Howard and as I’m working on another book, ALL THESE HAVE TO GO!!!! So I’m going CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY and selling them for TEN BUCKS EACH! That’s right TEN BUCKS!!!! No extra postage, ten bucks gets the book sent to your door in an envelope and everything!

So if you haven’t bought a copy yet, get one before they’re mulching the vegie patch. Admittedly Little Johnny has gone out of fashion in the way of Happi Pants and that’s No Bad Thing, but the book now constitutes a historical document in which you can reminisce about the Good Old Days before we believed in global warming, recessions, saving petrol by catching public transport and interest rate hikes.

Go here to buy the book while you still have ten bucks to spare on it.

STOP PRESS – THE SALE’S OVER, THERE ARE ONLY A FEW BOOKS LEFT, SO IF YOU WANT ONE, IT’S TWENTY BUCKS AGAIN. SO THERE.