Try and look miserable

average man on the street
Luckily the mortgagees of Australia are currently miserable enough for the Reserve Bank to keep interest rates on hold for a little longer.
First published in The Australian 3/7/08.

Don’t forget to pack your smalls

alexander off to cyprus

Sure, there was the toffy accent, the toffy head, the toffy mannerisms, the Things That Batter, AWB, Iraq, the fact that he was in every respect a more hilarious leader of the Opposition than Brendan could ever hope to be, but first and last, the thing that summed up Lexy was the fishnet stockings.

First published in The Australian July 2, 2008.

Hit the road, Kev

Hit the road, Kev

Time to buckle up and get the Emissions Trading Scheme on the road.
First published in The Australian, 1/7/2008.

Hybrid Kevin

Hybrid Kevin

The Kevinator 2000 attempts to save the world and his popularity rating at the same time. Available as a print at redbubble.