When things get tough and you can’t pay your bill, turn your eyes to the light on the hill. It’s nice to know someone can afford to have the lights on, even if nobody’s home.

After two hung juries and shaving off his mo, Bryan Green would like us all to trust him now and let him have another crack at Deputy Premier. Sure, let’s give it a go, we all make mistakes. Just don’t go on holiday, Lara.

Ever.

Australia’s cultural hub is now officially located in Hobart’s northern suburbs. Who’da thunk it?