You can’t eat coal either

The Australian 29 June 2011

You’d think if somebody were to say “Hey, let’s turn this prime agricultural land in your continent which is particularly vulnerable to climate change and is already a bit light on for agricultural land into a coal mine!” obviously the response would be “N0” possibly with “you grossly irresponsible halfwit” appended just to make it clear that it is a self-evidently insane thing to do on at least two immediately apparent levels. You’d think.

 

 

Spill club

The Australian 20 June 2011

#1 – The first rule of Spill Club is, you do not talk about Spill Club.

#2 – The second rule of Spill Club is, you DO NOT talk about Spill Club.

#3 – If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the spill is over.

#4 – Two guys or possibly two gals, or most likely a guy and a gal, to a spill.

#5 – One spill at a time.

#6 – No Kevin07 t-shirts, no white jackets (they show the blood).

#7 – Spills will go on as long as they have to.

#8 – If this is the anniversary of your first night at Spill Club, you have to spill.