Hard questions about hard questions

The Australian 21 July 2011

I reckon that if you’re going to suggest to a room full of journalists that there are some hard questions to be answered, you should probably expect some enquiries about the details.

Now turnabout being fair play and all that, the media can hardly start complaining about being asked a few curly ones.However, at the risk of putting the dampeners on what is shaping up as a mighty fine pitchforks and flaming torches session (which as a cartoonist I am contractually obliged to encourage) when a government starts muttering about keeping the media honest, you want to keep a pretty sharp eye on exactly what it is they have in mind.

As keeping the government honest is traditionally the media’s job, you can start to see why working out what the hard questions actually are might be a harder question than it first looks.

 

 

Tea and taxes

The Australian 19 July 2011

Julia’s strategy for selling the carbon tax seems to be to visit every single square foot of the country, preferably wearing a hard hat and having morning tea, before the carbon tax kicks in and makes it prohibitively expensive.

Tony’s complementary strategy involves a similar cross-country effort in which he is required to personally shout NO at every person of voting age before the next election.

In this case I’m all for both of them partaking of a bit of direct action, saving a bit of carbon, and staying home tweeting competing slogans while wearing hard hats if they absolutely must.

Don’t ask

The Australian 18 July 2011

Today we discovered that Peter Reith’s post-mortem of the Liberals’ election effort last year suggested that a bit of policy might not go amiss. Now this bothered me, firstly because he needed to be asked, and secondly because Peter felt it needed to be said.

If anyone were to ask me (though as you’ll shortly discover I’m hoping they don’t) the whole watching-the-polls, focus-group-testing, policy-selling, don’t-piss-off-the-western-suburbs-of-Sydney frenzy has just about reached its use-by date.

There’s nothing wrong with trying to find out what the great unwashed think, but when you get right down to it, you’ll probably find out that we think the people we elected to run the place should get on with running the place and we’ll explain exactly how we feel about how they went come the next election.

I know this rant is a gross oversimplification and has holes you could drive a truck through, which is exactly why the stupid politicians shouldn’t base their stupid policies on what the stupid public thinks which just magnifies the stupidity in an enormous stupidity feedback loop. Just get on with it, and if you bugger it up at least you’ll have buggered it up on your own terms.

 

Trouble at mill

The Australian 14 July 2011

No, I don’t know what just happened either, apart from after all that Jan Cameron and Graeme Wood ended up buying the Triabunna mill. The details are probably commercial-in-confidence which means either “we don’t know what the hell’s happening either but we’re not letting on” or “we do know, but trust us, you don’t want to”. No doubt we will or won’t find out what shenanigans occurred in due course. I’m sure it’s a cracking yarn.