The blame game

The Hobart Mercury 8 October 2011

After spending all its money on racetracks, football teams, spin doctors, car racing, various consultants, ex gratia payments, designing new hospitals with water views that were never going to be built, and of course Gunns, the Tasmanian state government no longer has any money to throw away on frivolities like health. The logical federal government response to this is naturally to further cut funding to teach the state government a lesson.

Remember when Kevin was going to take over the health system entirely? What happened to that idea?

 

Mandatory non-precommitment

The Australian 8 October 2011

The only politicians who aren’t after their leader’s job are either (a) already the leader or (b) not really politicians. They are all power-hungry megalomaniacs in the same way that all political cartoonists are emotionally insecure sociopaths.

The trick is of course to never actually openly acknowledge this (the megalomania that is, cartoonists need as much kindness and understanding as they can get) as then it all gets a bit awkward.

This might seem a bit silly, but as politics is pretty much the science of avoiding directly mentioning the bleeding obvious in order to minimise unpleasantness, it’s actually quite a good test of who should get the top job.

We’ll All Be Rooned (the remake)

The Australian 27 September 2011

Greece is buggered, Europe’s buggered, we’re most likely buggered too.

It’s somewhat to do with graphs and productivity and such, but if you really want to know, the main problem is people like this clown, although he probably isn’t going to be the one footing the bill:

Edit: turns out this guy isn’t quite the high flyer he was cracked up to be. That’ll teach me to believe everything I see on youtube, or the BBC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqN3amj6AcE&feature=player_embedded

 

The Good Samaritan Grittily Rebooted For Our Modern Times

The Australian 22 September 2011

 

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