The Hobart Mercury 17 December 2011
In the last few years it’s been Hot-Tub Paul, then Line-In-The-Sand Bartlett, then It-Was-Like-That-When-I-Got-Here Lara and now there are scurrilous and no doubt misinformed rumours that Hey-It’s-My-Go O’Byrne may be tossing his hat into the ring.
We really need to put the Lower House back to 35 seats just to make sure there are enough available premiers to go around.
If you do fancy your chances of becoming premier and are skulking around Parliament House with intent today, I’m selling my calendar at Salamanca. Come and get one and carefully mark the Ides Of March… otherwise, buy one here.
Would like to help the state but I have a holiday job as PNG PM.