The Australian, 19 October 2010
There’s nothing quite as terrifying as being told that information is being withheld on the grounds that releasing it would be unnecessarily frightening. However, it is true that the average voter can simply not be trusted with any sort of unspun data on the grounds that they would immediately burn down their house with it, so here’s a simple DIY project to keep you warm, cosy and reassured*. Try not to cut yourself.
*Note: Not that I think you’re an idiot, but do not actually do this.